DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
when your friend goes to do something you both wanted to do without you
i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost
and she’s just like
well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit
Glad I didn’t scroll pass this !
What’s his Vine screenname so I can follow the shit out of him